google in twenty years...

But I want it now!

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Really. I would love to find out a way of doing this sometime sooner than twenty years from now.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 years? I could deliver this with minimal expense and intrusion in twenty minutes. It's called RFID, Radio Frequency Identification. You "tag" your keys with a tiny chip (and can be embedded in the plastic of the key itself, and you're good to go. this is five years off, tops.

Also it is terrifyingly Orwellian.

Because, a computer that can tell you where your keys are can also ask you, "Why you headed out?"

"Just for a drive."

And follow up with, "Really? I don't think that's a good idea, what with all the terrorists out and about, I'll just disable your car now, yeah... you definitely don't want to leave your house now... Why don't you enjoy some television?"

"Okay, I am going to buy stuff."

"Ahh, that's great. Where are you going to buy stuff? I can call ahead and tell them to expect you!"

"That's not necessary, really."

"But don't you want the royal treatment... Say, I just noticed your bank account is pretty low, should you really be doing anything but working right now?"

"I don't see how this is any of your business, I just wanted to know where my keys were!"

"I am just trying to help out..."

11:45 a.m.  
Blogger memeboy said...

Indeed, this is what will be... Unless we stop it from happening.

4:39 p.m.  

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